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Along Came a Needle

Along Came a Needle is on sale!
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Some authors - not me - are really good about alerting readers to sales. The hard sell is like a mental block for me. I get so mixed up in what other authors are doing. I one-click my day away because they're all so talented. I'm blinded by my need for more books.
I'm pretty sure there is a DSM diagnosis for it. (DSM = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) That's not a joke. I have a degree in psychology. I worked as a psychiatric care nurse for many years. I know there's a name for it. I just can't pinpoint it yet...but give me time. As with any other thing I forget in a given day, it will come to me. Most likely in the middle of the night, when everyone else has already forgotten about the conversation.
So, all of this is to say, Along Came a Needle is on sale for only 99 cents.
You're probably wondering how I can justify that awkward segue. (I'm the queen of awkward segues.) Well, le…
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Celebrate!

Twenty-seven years ago, I gave birth to a human being. That's what I tell my son all the time. I went in blindly at all of twenty-two-years-old. I naively believed that natural childbirth meant you have the baby the natural way - meaning like a human being. Duh! Don't tell me. I know how ridiculously ridiculous that was. I should've asked someone.

Well, when the time came at precisely ten p.m., right after a movie starring Pam Dawber started on t.v., my water broke. I didn't know that at the time. I mean, I felt something - obviously - but I didn't know that's what it was. I thought my bladder had given out. Again, I wasn't the brightest bulb in the box.

I quickly jumped into gear to clean up the mess and change clothes. After that, I marched my ignorant behind to the kitchen to grab the food I'd been craving for hours - peanut butter, chocolate chips, and tea.

For the record, anyone who knows me knows tea has never been my beverage of choice. (No offe…

Ode to my To-Do Lists

Okay, folks, I've said it before, but I must say it again. I am a list maker. The problem is I have so many lists and always struggle with which list to tackle first.

Yes, I probably should make one master to-do list, but the thought of dozens of tasks on what (or several) sheets of paper gives me hives. Seriously!

As I sit here on a Sunday evening, feet up, laptop in front of my face, Bears game going strong (Da Bears!), I find myself once again checking my lists and created a list for the new week. I can't help myself. To-do lists make me happy.

If you've ever parented teenagers or tried to herd cats, you'd understand.

I need a roadmap to get through the day, not because I have no idea what to do. There's always something to do. My need to list things is for the joy it brings me to check things off that list.

Pick up Male Child #1 from school. Check.

Drop off suit at dry cleaners. Check.

Write all the words. Check.

You don't want to know what happens when I …

My 2019 Reading Challenge

My name is Ava and I'm an e-book (And print book!) hoarder. There, I've said it. They say the first step is admitting you have a problem. I'm admitting it.\

I have thousands - THOUSANDS - of books. Between two Kindles and mountains of books in every nook and cranny in my house, I could fill a library, like an actual New York City Library size library.

I'm that person.

You know the one who never saw a book she absolutely, positively didn't have to own.

Books make me happy.

I don't discriminate. I love them all.

Mysteries. Of course! Romance. Yes! Thrillers. Give me more! Nonfiction. Please! Fantasy. Why not! Horror. Want! Memoirs. I'm your girl!

I have to own all of them.

It's a blessing and I haven't quite figured out if it might possibly be a curse yet. But, like my very close personal friend (I wish.), Oprah Winfrey would say, what I know for sure is books bring me comfort. I must be surrounded by them.

Here's where the problem (if there is o…

Farewell, 2018!

There's something about the end of the year that gets me excited. It's kind of like when a new school year begins, except for adults. 
I love a fresh start. It feeds my love of planning and plotting. The stores and e-retailers put out their new line of planners and calendars, and I gear up to dive in and beg them to take my money.
I'm that girl.
I have a planner for every aspect of my super busy life. I have a large author planner for all my business needs. (The Ultimate Authorship Planner by Audrey Ann Hughey) In addition to that I have what I call my everything planner, a small purse-size planner, a planner to track my health and fitness goals, a mental health planner (gratitude, morning pages, the Miracle Morning exercises, and scripting pages), an extra-large desk calendar for calendar journaling, and a regular wall calendar to keep track of bills and school schedules and activities.
You see, I have a bit of an obsession.
That's not to mention my publishing calend…

Good Things Are Happening

Like every other author in the universe, we're always looking for ways to connect with readers. A few weeks ago, I had what I would consider to be a brilliant idea. (Fingers crossed.)

I collaborate with my fellow authors all the time. I firmly believe if we work together, we have a much better reach. More importantly, I think readers would love to "see" us more.

Yes, there are newsletters. I LOVE my newsletter and my wonderful subscribers. That being said, I'm not entirely comfortable reaching out to them daily via an email. People are busy. I'm busy. So, I had to think of an easier way to communicate what's going on in the mystery world and make it fun and convenient for everyone. That led to my latest venture.

Drum roll please...

Introducing the Readers Love Cozies page on Facebook. Each day of the week has a different theme, designed to give readers more of what they love, introduce them to new-to-them books and authors, and plenty of fun mystery tidbits …

Black Friday Indie Book Sale

http://perrykirkpatrick.com/sale/


Is there anything better than the feeling you get when you buy a new book? How about the feeling you get when you feast your eyes on over 150 new-to-you books?

Now through Cyber Monday, you can find dozens of books for less than one dollar apiece. How great is that?

Follow the link to find your next favorite reads: Black Friday Indie Book Sale